Sidesplitting. Any of you who’ve had a kidney stone will want to send me a sympathy card for my suffering because I was awaken this week by “the worst pain I’ve ever felt.” (That phrase pops up thousands of times when you Google the symptoms: low back pain, nausea, cold sweats.) “Pebbles” (yes, [...]
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Cheers, baby! It’s an epidemic! Last week, a baby got soused on a margarita at a Michigan Applebee’s. Then, a Florida two-year-old got drunk on sangria at Olive Garden. Now comes word that a four-year-old at a Chicago area Chili’s ordered a chocolate milkshake and ended up with a [...]
Barbara Corcoran, me, and our new book Shark Tales
Some of you might have noted my posts have been fewer over the last couple weeks. I’m on deadline for my new book (details to come on that later), but yesterday I had the privilege of working with Barbara Corcoran to record the audio to [...]
New Year, New Woes. The Tragedy in Tucson was a gut puncher for the first week in the New Year. What concerns me is that after the crazy man’s rampage, one-day sales of handguns in Arizona jumped 60 percent over the previous year. Instead of curbing sales, the tragedy has sent the shooter’s “Glock” [...]