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MY SECRETS TO A HAPPY LIFE:

Tip 1: Laugh.  A lot!

Tip 2: Plant a garden.

Tip 3: Shop enthusiastically.

Tip 4: Make things look good.

Tip 5: Embrace uncertainty.

Tip 6: Adopt a best friend.

Tip 7: Exercise until you feel good.

Tip 8: Figure out your family.

Tip 9: Live for the moment.

Tip 10: Celebrate the talents of others.


HOW TO GET RID OF SKUNKS
(from first-hand experience)

#1. If your dog has a date with Pepe Le Pew, a tomato juice bath will get rid of most of the smell.

#2. If you have a skunk living under the house, mothballs and loud head-banging music will make them move out. (WARNING: May attract grandmas and local teens.)

#3. If you spot an “odor-able” black kitty with a white streak, don’t try to pet it!

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