This is either a joke of universal proportions or a sign of the Apocalypse! Right? Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta can not, would not, did not make a Christmas album! Did they? And… if they did, what toddler did they hire to use a Sharpie to color in Travolta’s hair? And… speaking of hair, if they did, why in curly-headed heck did Barbra Streisand sign on to that mess? There. That’s as mean as I can be. And in other news, Christmas is only 83 days away. Get your Christmas Countdown Clock here. And, if you’ve suddenly got nostalgia fever, go ahead and order your copy of You’re the One That I Want.