If you’ve flown lately, you know it’s annoying. There was an elderly woman in front of me at security recently who hadn’t flown since 1962. Militant TSA personnel had her shaking in her support hose. They seized a small can of Aquanet from her bag and scolded: “Can’t you read?! No aerosols!” I kept my mouth shut for fear of federal offense. But I have become better at packing. Who wants to pay $25 a bag? I judged a beauty pageant once where a girl’s talent was packing a suitcase. She didn’t win. But this guy does.
