The infestation and hysteria spread: The NYC Nike Store closed because bedbugs, and Illinois declared war with a Bed Bug Summit.
Everyone’s a-Twitter. The president’s press secretary Robert Gibbs tweeted that he was “paging the tech guys” because his “Twitter went haywire.” Seems his Tweets were directing users to Japanese porn sites.
Paris Hilton admitted the coke was hers! and was immediately denied entry into Japan. Apparently, Tweetable porn sites are ok, but American plea-bargains… not so much. She’ll have to sell her smell stateside.
Pimple-popping popularity. The most downloaded application in the iTunes store is the free Pimple Popper game. Think it nostalgic, good practice, or disgusting.
Fall TV Premieres. The Hoff is already voted off Dancing with the Stars; nobody watched the cute guy on Lone Star; and the countdown has begun for the Britney Spears Glee episode. Oh, and Amy Poehler hosts the Saturday Night Live premiere this week with musical sensation Katy Perry, fresh off her role as Elmo’s cleavage-baring love interest on Sesame Street. It’s a must watch!
Music mayhem. Aretha Franklin’s singer son, Eddie, was savagely beaten in Detroit while pumping gas. And a last minute contract made sure Randy Jackson would be the sole original judge on American Idol, sitting next to Jennifer “I’m-looking-for-the-next-Michael-Jackson” Lopez and Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler. But will we watch?
Wow, the Yankees won! Then, lost. Amazes me that baseball is a sport where it’s okay to only hit the ball two or three times out of 10. If a surgeon had a 30% completion rate, he’d be so outta there.
Now, eat your dinner!
