Dinner Party Talk – Carlashes

Drivers beware! A new trend is driving down the block: Carlashes, the crystal eyeliner and lashes for your headlights. Guaranteed to “throw rainbows in the sun!” My ’67 Mustang Convertible would drive off a cliff if I tried to affix these things, but hey, if Brooke Shields can make her lashes thicker with Latisse you can make your Honda feel better about its lack of bling. Side effects of Latisse: darkening of the eyelid skin…and brown iris pigmentation…likely to be permanent. Only known side effects of Carlashes are the strange looks you’ll get at every stoplight. Order your pair of Carlashes here!

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