“Goodbye!”
Simon Cowell has announced that this will be his last season of the Paula-less American Idol. Panic ensues! “Who will replace him?” “The show will die.” “It’s the beginning of the end.”
I don’t think it’s that hard to find a snarky guy and put him behind a desk to throw out his comments on humanity. Just ask Andy Rooney. I wonder if Andy will wear a black t-shirt?