American Idol’s biggest hit in its debut week was definitely the original song by 62-year-old “General” Larry Platt titled “Pants on the Ground.” I’ve been singing the lyrics – “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your #pantsontheground” – all morning. And I expect #RealHousewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak knocked on the General’s door this morning and offered him some of Big Papa’s money for the rights. She needs a sexy follow-up to her Tardy for the Party!