Heartburn. July 4th has come and gone, and we’re officially in the dog days of summer. Professional eater Joey Chestnut gulped down 62 wiggly red wieners to take the crown at Nathan’s annual Hot Dog Eating Contest for the fifth straight year. Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas wolfed down 40 at the newly established Women’s Table to take home the pink Pepto Bismol belt. Yes, they each won $20,000, but I want to know when they’ll learn to chew with their mouths closed?