What are Americans talking about?!
Rosh Hashanah It’s the High Holidays. Rosh Hashanah begins the Jewish year and is the birthday of mankind, the anniversary of the creation of Adam and Eve. The holiday highlights the relationship between God and humanity. God, please give us more humanity.
Record spending What recession? In the high-stakes war for control of Congress, candidates have $1.2 billion ready to spend. In her run for California governor, billionaire Meg Whitman has given her campaign $104 million of her own money. How about donating some of that to charity and sparing us the attack ads!
Boardwalk Empire Forget Jersey Shore. My Catskill’s neighbor Steve Buscemi will be all the buzz as political boss Nucky Thompson for HBO’s series about crime-ridden Atlantic City at the dawn of Prohibition. This is the new Sopranos. Trust me.
Fall Fashion Black lace, thigh boots, and curves. Lots of curves. Big butts are the must have fashion accessory for fall. Except for men… who must now keep guts in with Spanx. Sing it Bob, the times they are a-changin.
Wearing the pants Single, young women are now out earning their male peers. And, Sonya Thomas just ate 181 chicken wings in 12 minutes, plucking the title Buffalo Chicken Wing eating champion from professional eater Joey Chestnut. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Christmas Um. Attention shoppers. We need to jumpstart the economy! And your chance approaches. Christmas is only 100 days away.
