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Holidays – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Are you wearing green today? When I was a kid, anyone who showed up for school on St. Patrick’s Day without at least one bit of green got an (affectionate, but hard) pinch! Everyone’s a little bit Irish today, so what’s the origin of that famous Irish emerald color? St. Patrick, a Catholic priest, was one of the first missionaries to go to Ireland in an attempt to convert the people there. At first the color of his order was blue, but eventually Patrick had a brainstorm that changed everything. Patrick had the bright idea of using the ubiquitous three-leafed Shamrock to explain the holy trinity of Father, Son, and Holy Ghost to the Irish people. The plants, and their brilliant green color, came to be a symbol of St. Patrick, and eventually of Ireland itself. And now you know! Put on some green, and hope for the luck of the Irish!
American Fun – National Potato Chip Day
This week celebrates National Potato Chip Day. One of the most popular snack foods in the United States, the potato chip began as a chef’s joke. They were invented by George Crum, a chef from Saratoga, New York. A cranky customer kept sending Crum’s fried potatoes back, saying they were too soggy. Tired of the complaints, Crum sliced the potatoes into paper-thin “chips,” fried them in oil, and sent them out. Instead of complaining, the diner was overjoyed! The chips became a huge hit, and quickly spread across the country (and the world!) In 2005 $16 billion(!) worth of chips were sold worldwide. My favorite flavor is sour cream and onion…what’s yours? Celebrate by trying this easy recipe for delicious homemade chips:
Take four russet potatoes, peel them and slice them into 1/8 inch thick “chips.” Pat the potatoes dry and arrange them on two greased cookie sheets. Preheat the oven to 500 degrees, brush the chips with 1/4 cup of melted butter, and bake them for fifteen to twenty minutes, or until they’re nice and crispy. Sprinkle some salt on top and serve. Delicious!
Dinner Party Talk – The Stones
One of Manhattan’s top Obstetricians recently had a kidney stone. He, like me, is southern and conversation turned to his stone and stints, IV morphine drips, and pain. I suggested he make the stone into a piece of jewelry, but he said “the pebble” wasn’t very pretty. Oh, the pain. Trying to be sympathetic, I asked how one gets a kidney stone, and he quickly turned to me and said, “Oh, you’re gonna get one. You’re definitely going to get one. Whether its genetics or something in the water supply, many men from the south get them. It’s not called the ‘Stone Belt’ for nothing.” Ouch. Something to look forward to. Enjoy your dinner!
American Fun – Idol
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American Hype – Tron is Back!
Fire up those light cycles, folks – Tron is back! A new trailer was just released for Tron Legacy, the long-awaited sequel to the ’80s Disney classic, and it looks like it was well worth the wait. Even recent Oscar winner Jeff Bridges, who starred in the original film, is returning. Get ready for some campy computerized goodness when the movie is released this winter!
Dinner Party Talk – Whoopee
Have you seen Whoopi Goldberg’s “public service announcements” about incontinence? If not, it’s must-see p-tv. My friend, the marketing director for a major women’s magazine, asked me if I knew of a female doctor who would want to appear in an ad for an anti-incontinence product. They sent out a casting call for a female primary care physician who was “thin and had two or three TV appearances under her belt. Not required to endorse the product, though it will look very much like you are.” The pay: $25,000! I said I’d wear a wig. Enjoy your dinner!