Watch out, Rudolph!I have not been able to look at a Segway the same since the creator of Segway drove his Segway tragically off that cliff… Now, in the Rudolph balloon tragedy the Segways circle around like vultures at the Christmas Parade in Richmond, Virginia (Home of the Tacky Lights Tour and start of my book Merry Christmas, America)… All seemed fine, and then, uh oh, there’s the sign for Meadow Street!!! Rudolph look out! No No NO!!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, but surely some five-year-old is traumatized for life. On a positive note: at least the band played on!
