You don't have to be dead to ride in a hearse.
Why on earth would anyone want to see New York City in one of those giant tour buses with no tops (those things are freezing in the winter), when you can experience the city from the back of a hearse?
Dead Apple Tours takes the curious and the oddly macabre on a tour of
Big Apple’s greatest death sites. For $45, you’ll see where James Monroe, the fifth president of the United States, spent the last few days of his life, and where mobster Crazy Joe Gallo ate his last plate of pasta. If you’re coming to NYC, this is the way to go. After all, it may be the only time you’ll ride in a hearse and not be dead. Hey, I might see if the hearse is available for my annual Christmas limo ride to see the lights! That’ll spook ’em at Bergdorf.
