Bugs in our beds? Now, shrimp in our water!
Just when you thought it was safe to…
drink water, we discover that it is filled with tiny crustaceans called “copepods”. (Definitely not kosher.) Though they are only spotted under a microscope and “completely harmless,” the
thought is grossing me out! Sort of like when I discovered the lawful amount of insects the Food and Drug Administration declares “natural and unavoidable” in our food. Like:
100 grams of pizza sauce can have up to 30 insect eggs. Um… enough of that! Though this news might go a long way to helping Michelle Obama fight obesity. It’s lunchtime and I don’t want to eat or drink
anything!
