Last week, Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue flight attendant made headlines and a flighty exit from his career when he reportedly cursed at passengers, grabbed two beers and slid down that inflatable, emergency evacuation slide. Instead of languishing in unemployment or, um, jail, Slater’s got an agent and is sorting through various offers for his own reality show, where he would help people quit their jobs in dramatic, TV-friendly ways. I feel like SNL’s Seth Meyers when I say, really?! I mean, really. Because that’s what this country needs: more unemployment and bad reality TV.