Betty White is the new black.
Talented kids – Kids as the Real Housewives
The brilliant minds at Babelgum bring us the pint-sized reenactment of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And let me say you don’t know Jersey, until you’ve heard a ginger-headed six-year-old utter Caroline’s legendary line: “If you’re going to mess with my family, you’re messin’ with me!” Stop what you’re doing right this minute and watch. You’ll thank me.
Life 101 – We all bark for…
Westminster recently asked me if he could go to England. I thought it might be to sniff out the Abbey, but then I heard about this: a doggone smart entrepreneur in England is serving up doggie ice cream in flavors to make you bark. Chicken flavored ice cream served in a wafer cone with a crunchy canine biscuit bone topper. Mmmm, chicken ice cream. I think I’ll go with the K-9 Cookie Crunch.
Pet Fun – Lip synching turtle
Turtles don't have lips.
Pet Fun – Quizno’s Commercial
Not sure why the Mad Men at Quizno’s decided that cute disembodied kitten faces will make you want to eat more foot-long subs, but this new commercial most definitely does not do it for me. I’d much rather watch this surprised kitten or these vacuum-riding kittens. Add a little cute to your day, but hold the salami and cheddar.
Life 101 – Drink up

The gift for the real wino in your life.
You can’t make this stuff up. Or rather you can… and then sell it to America! You know you need a Bill Clinton corkscrew.
Dinner Party Talk – Paris Live
If you love Paris, and you love spying on people, then Paris Live is for you. The borderline creepy/awesome site features six webcams strategically placed around the Eiffel Tower, so you can view the tower (which looks exactly the same from the front and back) at all hours of the day. What’s really fun are the webcams located inside restaurants and shops. I can only imagine the tantrums people would throw if they placed a webcam in Bergdorf Goodman so we could watch Beyonce shop via the Internet. The last time I was at Bergdorf, I stalked Oprah.
Garage Sale – Find of the Week!

LeBron James pendant - Paid $5, worth $10,000
Yard saler Vaneisha Robinson thought she was buying costume jewelry when she paid $5 for this diamond studded pendant. When she had it appraised, she discovered it is worth almost $10,000. According to the AP, 20 year old Vaneisha said she used to wear the jersey-shaped pendant to high school until gemologist Jerry Ehrenwald appraised the 14-karat white gold pendant sports more than 2 carats of diamonds for a small fortune. The # 23 jersey says ‘King’ on the front and ‘James’ on the back. Maybe Lebron wants to buy it off Vaneisha as a good luck charm as he heads to Miami. Or… go to ebay and buy a tinfoil one.
Pop Culture Pop-Up – ESPY Awards
Anyone who likes their sports stars coupled with the SNL cast (sports with a side of comedy!) was watching the ESPY’s, ESPN’s annual award show the other night. It’s the one time of the year where pop culture meets sports- “like being in a Kardashian sister’s bedroom,” host Seth Meyers said. The only bit I managed to catch was Tracy Morgan’s “audition” for Invincible, and I must say, it was not hilarious. EW.com reports that there was a lot of bumbling comedy during the night: good intentions that just fell flat. Like January Jones hosting SNL last season. Good in theory; bad, bad, bad in practice.