Pet fun – Kitten riding turtle

Ride ’em, Cowboy! I mean, Cowkitty! My question is how does it happen that suddenly a kitten is riding on the back of a tortoise? It just seems so, well, unusual. But, hey, if this doesn’t make you smile, I suggest you take your Grinch antidote right this very minute! It’s time to get into the spirit of the holidays. We’ve got less than three weeks to ho ho ho!

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American Fun – Christmas Movies

WARNING: Do not put your tongue on an icy pole.  It will get stuck!

WARNING: Do not put your tongue on an icy pole. It will get stuck!

HERE ARE MY TOP 10 CHRISTMAS MOVIES
#10 “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946)
#9 “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947)
#8 “A Charlie Brown Christmas” (1965)
#7 “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” (1989)
#6 “The Santa Clause” (1994)
#5 “A Christmas Carol” (1938)
#4 “Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer” (1964)
#3 “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!” (1966)
#2 “Home Alone” (1990)
#1 “A Christmas Story” (1983)

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Life 101 – Monday Morning Quarterback

Dez Bryant, the Cowboys' star rookie, is out for the season with a broken ankle.

Tis the season for NFL injuries. This weekend saw a whole slew of them: QB Brett Favre sprained his shoulder early during the Vikings-Bills game (which the Vikings went on to win lead by Tarvaris Jackson); Cowboys rookie wide receiver Dez Bryant broke his ankle during the Boys-Colts game; and Ben Roethlisberger, who was already playing in a special shoe to protect his injured ankle, suffered quite the nasty-looking nose injury at the beginning of the Steelers-Ravens game. Ouch. My advice for Monday morning blahs is to count your working joints and be glad you’re not a pro football player.

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Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend

Serving up a plate of conversation.

Let there be light. One of my favorite New York traditions is hearing Jessica Simpson sing Christmas carols. Wait, that’s not it. It’s the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. This year’s tree, a 12-ton, 74-foot Norway Spruce, was cut from the Mahopac, NY, backyard of Peter Acton, a New York City firefighter and September 11th first responder. The majestic beauty is illuminated by 30,000 environmentally-friendly LED lights. That’s 5 miles of wire! And you were complaining about the battle with your paltry 300!
Holiday shopping. How about this for “using what you’ve got?” Two women were arrested for shoplifting at a TJ Maxx store. Yep, the duo was found stuffing $2600 worth of merchandise into their rolls of belly fat and beneath their pendulous breasts. Given that TJ Maxx is 60% off, that’s no small feat. Their take included four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. Boots?!
Christmas crackers. Poor Susan Boyle. This week, during her live performance of “O Holy Night” on ABC’s The View, her voice cracked. It actually sounded like a burp. She stopped cold turkey and stared off camera for help. A redo? Um, no Susan, this is live TV. Sherri Shepherd said, “That was beautiful,” while Whoopi Goldberg looked like she had seen the ghost of Christmas past. Susan just looked liked she wanted to burp out “O Holy Hell!”
Here’s one sure to crack ‘em up in Poughkeepsie. You may have heard of a guy named Gandhi. You might also know he walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and because of his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. Yep. He was a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Now, eat your dinner!

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Catch me on CBS EARLY SHOW

Oh, those lights!

Let’s talk lights! Lighting the tree is one of those things that can divide families. Any divorce court judge will privately tell you “Irreconcilable differences” really means “light fight.” First, there’s the white or colored debate. Then, there’s technique: stringing or strangling. Then, just as you kiss and make up beneath the mistletoe, there’s a pop and the tree goes dark. Sound familiar? Catch me on the CBS Early Show, Saturday morning, December 4, 8:14 a.m. I’ll try to help.

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Pet Fun – Catty Cats

Ever wondered what cats are really thinking? Now you can find out.

Three weeks until Christmas. I think we’re all in need of a hilarious cat video. Do yourself a favor today and check out these two cats playing patty-cake. Definitely a work-friendly must-watch, and be sure you turn up the volume.

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Life 101 – Dear Santa

Santa StampEveryone knows Santa Claus’s address is the North Pole. Each year, the tiny Alaskan town of North Pole (population 1,600) receives about 120,000 letters from around the world. Even letters without stamps are delivered, a rare exception for the U.S. Postal Service. Community volunteers make sure those with return addresses usually get a reply and a “North Pole” postmark. A few years back a letter arrived with a Michigan postmark and no postage stamp. Inside the envelope was a thousand-dollar money order and an anonymous note that said: “If you are who you say you are, you’ll put this to good use.” The money bought a lot of stamps.

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Life 101 – Bruce’s Vital Juice Makeover

If you are health conscious and haven’t checked out the great site Vital Juice, you should. They recently asked me to makeover a reader’s morning, and I did! Megan Kretz, a Manhattan marathoner who runs up to three hours before heading to work, found her mornings a race against time. Check it out for my advice and my friend, celebrity stylist Jeff Gautier’s 5 minute makeup tips.

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Travel – Light Show

For all the talk of pat downs and body scans, one thing is still amazing: We can fly! During my holiday travels, I caught myself in childlike wonder at the fact that thousands of times a day we send 450 ton metal tubes packed with people shooting into the sky. GE has been doing a series of videos on technology. Their Paths of Flight is darn breathtaking. Watch the choreography of all the planes that take off and land in a day. Wowza.

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Holidays – Happy Hanukkah

Chanukah or Hanukkah… no matter how you spell it… it’s the Festival of Lights, an 8 day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt. One of my favorite parts of Hanukkah is spinning the dreidel (a 4 sided top) and playing for chocolate. So, light your menorah, spin your dreidel and listen to the Maccabeats “Candlelight,”.
It’s holiday fun!

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