Ride ’em, Cowboy! I mean, Cowkitty! My question is how does it happen that suddenly a kitten is riding on the back of a tortoise? It just seems so, well, unusual. But, hey, if this doesn’t make you smile, I suggest you take your Grinch antidote right this very minute! It’s time to get into the spirit of the holidays. We’ve got less than three weeks to ho ho ho!
Pet fun – Kitten riding turtle
American Fun – Christmas Movies

WARNING: Do not put your tongue on an icy pole. It will get stuck!
#10 “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946)
#9 “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947)
#8 “A Charlie Brown Christmas” (1965)
#7 “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” (1989)
#6 “The Santa Clause” (1994)
#5 “A Christmas Carol” (1938)
#4 “Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer” (1964)
#3 “Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!” (1966)
#2 “Home Alone” (1990)
#1 “A Christmas Story” (1983)
Life 101 – Monday Morning Quarterback
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend

Serving up a plate of conversation.
Holiday shopping. How about this for “using what you’ve got?” Two women were arrested for shoplifting at a TJ Maxx store. Yep, the duo was found stuffing $2600 worth of merchandise into their rolls of belly fat and beneath their pendulous breasts. Given that TJ Maxx is 60% off, that’s no small feat. Their take included four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. Boots?!
Christmas crackers. Poor Susan Boyle. This week, during her live performance of “O Holy Night” on ABC’s The View, her voice cracked. It actually sounded like a burp. She stopped cold turkey and stared off camera for help. A redo? Um, no Susan, this is live TV. Sherri Shepherd said, “That was beautiful,” while Whoopi Goldberg looked like she had seen the ghost of Christmas past. Susan just looked liked she wanted to burp out “O Holy Hell!”
Here’s one sure to crack ‘em up in Poughkeepsie. You may have heard of a guy named Gandhi. You might also know he walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and because of his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. Yep. He was a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Now, eat your dinner!
Life 101 – Bruce’s Vital Juice Makeover
If you are health conscious and haven’t checked out the great site Vital Juice, you should. They recently asked me to makeover a reader’s morning, and I did! Megan Kretz, a Manhattan marathoner who runs up to three hours before heading to work, found her mornings a race against time. Check it out for my advice and my friend, celebrity stylist Jeff Gautier’s 5 minute makeup tips.
Travel – Light Show
For all the talk of pat downs and body scans, one thing is still amazing: We can fly! During my holiday travels, I caught myself in childlike wonder at the fact that thousands of times a day we send 450 ton metal tubes packed with people shooting into the sky. GE has been doing a series of videos on technology. Their Paths of Flight is darn breathtaking. Watch the choreography of all the planes that take off and land in a day. Wowza.
Holidays – Happy Hanukkah
Chanukah or Hanukkah… no matter how you spell it… it’s the Festival of Lights, an 8 day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt. One of my favorite parts of Hanukkah is spinning the dreidel (a 4 sided top) and playing for chocolate. So, light your menorah, spin your dreidel and listen to the Maccabeats “Candlelight,”.
It’s holiday fun!