These days everyone is looking to stretch every penny as far as they can, and toilet paper can be a surprisingly expensive investment. Here’s the funny thing: when stacked up in terms of cost-per-sheet, it turns out that multi-ply paper is not always the more expensive choice. When I bought a country house, I learned what is important to keep in mind is sometimes more your house’s needs than yours. For cranky septic systems: Scott tissue is the gentlest on delicate septics. But for cranky tushees: I’d recommend Charmin. Did you know that in 1978, Charmin’s spokesperson Mr. Whipple was the third best-known American after Richard Nixon and Billy Graham! Enjoy your dinner.
