Bored with this season’s American Idle, I finally caught ABC’s Dancing with the Stars on Monday night. Why? Because I’m a sucker for the wiles of Pamela Anderson. She, like other vixens before and after her, was plastered on many a schoolboy closet door and in their dreams. Now, thanks to her delovely Aunt Vie Pam’s made the leap from lifeguarding to Tool Time to…DANCING WITH THE STARS!? That’s right, even though she’s never danced before, Pamela Anderson is now officially my front runner for winning this season’s Dancing With the Stars. She’s actually pretty great! Watch her cut a Cha-Cha with dance partner Damian Whitewood. So, you know Pam, my fingers got tired from dialing your number so many times.
