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Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Guaranteed returns. From Mike Nickerson, owner of The Black Swan in Tivoli, via Hudson Valley Chronic: If U had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 1 year ago, U would have $49 today! If U purchased $1,000 of shares … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
August 2. Forget throwing the Tea Bags into the harbor, I’ve decided to just abandon ship. As Republicans and Democrats fight over the debt plan, or lack thereof, I’m off to Taiwan where there are apparently no Republicans or Democrats. … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Give me a minute. According to Shanghai Web Designers, here’s what happens every 60 seconds on the web: There are 695,000 status updates on Facebook. (ie., “just burned my toast.”) Almost 100,000 Tweets are Tweeted. (ie., “while reading this you … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Summer… fun! I’m slathering on sunscreen and roasting s’mores as we speak. Let’s start our romp with a summer tip my friend Jodi shared: “Don’t wait for the fun bus to come pick you up, just drive it yourself.” If … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Sidesplitting. Any of you who’ve had a kidney stone will want to send me a sympathy card for my suffering because I was awaken this week by “the worst pain I’ve ever felt.” (That phrase pops up thousands of times … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Weiner roast! Let’s start the summer by throwing a Weenie on the grill. Just what made Congressman Anthony Weiner think, “Oh, I’ll take a picture of my ding dong and send it out to a few females?” I mean, with … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Summer arrives. Well, we begged for it and, as sure as the dawn, summer finally decided to show up. It’s time to light those grills, swat those mosquitoes, and complain for three months about how hot it is. Get outside … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
What a disaster! Well, the first Rapture was a dud. A real $100 million flop. So, what’s a preacher prognosticator to pronounce about his pretend prophesy? Proclaim that there’s a new & improved Rapture rescheduled for 10/21/2011! Now, we’ve got … Continue reading
Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend
Are you reading this? If so, it may be before 6 p.m. on Saturday when Harold Camping, radio broadcaster and president of the Family Stations ministry, says the world is going to end. If it’s after 6 p.m. Saturday, oops, … Continue reading