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American fun – Santa gets down

Oh, Santa. How do you find the time? You let crying kids sit on your lap. You manufacture toys. You make your list, you check it twice. You deliver better than Fedex. AND you take to the street to get your groove on. I am going to work on my jive steps, so that […]

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Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend

That’s not Santa. Voyager 1, the unmanned spacecraft launched in 1977, is now 10 billion miles away from earth and about to leave our solar system and head to interstellar space. (Just to give you an idea of how far that is, the sun is 93 million miles from us.) Onboard the craft […]

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Holidays – Santa Claus comes to town

In 1841, J.W. Parkinson’s store in Philadelphia hired a man to dress up in a “Criscringle” outfit and climb the store’s chimney, but in 1862 Rowland H. Macy set new holiday standards by decking out the window’s of his New York store and introducing “Santa Claus” as a means of snaring Christmas shoppers. Anglicizing […]

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Dinner Party Talk – For your weekend

Trying to keep you yappin’ all weekend long.

‘Tis the season. I’m trying to play nice in all my reindeer games, even though last Saturday some fat guy at the mall called me a Ho three times! I started to get mad, but then a little kid climbed on his lap and yanked his […]

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American Fun – Santa eats cookies

HO HO HO! If you’d like a chuckle (and perhaps the munchies), watch Santa Eats Cookies from our brilliant friends at JibJab. Oh, and after you’re done laughing, if you suddenly realize that you haven’t sent a single Christmas card, don’t stop laughing, go over to JibJab and send one of their hilarious ecards. […]

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American fun – Santa’s lap

Are you planning on sitting on Santa’s lap at one of the 1,130 malls in America? According to a survey of The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, they are sneezed on up to ten times a day; nine out of ten have their glasses yanked or beard pulled every day; and a third […]

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American Icons – Oprah!

Oh! Oh! Oprah! You are amazing. Watch her latest and greatest giveaway during her “Ultimate Favorite Things” spectacular. I’ll let the cat out of the bag and tell you it’s a 2012 Volkswagen Beetle… but you just have to watch to see the audience’s reaction. If you ever want to know how to […]

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