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In crazy news… I’m now a news junkie for WLKY, Louisville, Kentucky’s CBS affiliate. This week they reported: a 45-year-old man was caught bippity, boppity, booping himself while watching the America’s Best Championships Cheer & Dance Competition at the Fair & Expo Center and another man was searched after a traffic stop and found to have a “small bag” of crack cocaine hidden in the foreskin of his summer sausage!
Literary stars. It was announced this week that Bristol Palin is working on her memoir. While I’m waiting for that intellectual tome, I’ll bide my time reading Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWOWW” Farley’s dating guide, “The Rules According to JWOWW.” Yes, following in the high-heeled steps of Snooki’s masterpiece, JWOWW is out with romance advice, like this winner: “Stop Drinking If You Vomit. If you puke it up, don’t put more in. Vomiting is a signal that your body can’t take the amount of alcohol that you have consumed. Call it quits for the evening and go clean yourself up at home.” Could this be the best self-help book of all time? I just checked Amazon and it is currently #1 in “Non-fiction – Culture.”
My Local Weather Girl. High Falls cutie Priscilla Pomerantz has made international news this week due to a very serious allergic condition the 9-year-old has to cold! Priscilla, who has been diagnosed with cold urticaria, gets hives from head to toe and has trouble breathing when she is exposed to temperatures less than 68-degrees. But Priscilla looks on the bright side. She told the Today show’s Matt Lauer that there are some advantages: no snow shoveling or walking the dog in winter! So, stop your whining people! It’s cold in February.
Valentine’s Tip. Don’t tell your date you picked the restaurant because you wanted to use the 2-for-1 coupon before it expires.
Now, kiss your love and eat your dinner!
